Silly Saturday on Fawn Island
AND SO, on Fawn Island, it is Silly Saturday, and time to smile at the happy fact of humor in this world. Here you go, from my 9-year-old grandson and me. And you’re welcome!
Q: What do you call an elephant that just doesn’t matter?
A: An irrelephant.
Q: Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
A: Because the P is silent.
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: With no legs?
A: Why, then it’s ground beef.
A dad accidentally hit his son in the head with a Diet Coke. But he’s OK.
It was a soft drink.
Finally: I have kleptomania. When it gets really bad, I take something for it.
Oh, come on now!
Happy Saturday.