FROM THE DEPARTMENT of 9-year-old grandson humor here at the Church O The Pines:

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther what you wear on your legth.

OR…
What did the fisherman say to the magician:
Pick a cod, any cod.

OR PERHAPS…
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
10 tickles.

AND FINALLY…
It’s inappropriate to tell a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. Then it’s a faux pa.

You’re welcome!